failing humor blog

Name is Kiyo, Nothing is real. Enjoy what you find on my blog.

I haven’t seen a single yitty on my dash since I been back smh.

Where I’ve been at for everyone who cared:

Bro, 6 years is crazy. Lets sum it up. I started Tumblr when I was deployed 2014-2016. Went back home. Moved in with one of my boys. Went back to being a bitch for an un-named theme park. Fell for someone, I didn’t have a chance with. Got sucked in to being Bezos’ bitch on and off for a few years. Switched units. Found another girl. Shit was good. Fucked that up. Got kicked out the spot with my boy. Moved in with the OG’s. Fell for a chick waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard. Got her. Fucked it up in record time. D E P R E S S I O N. Started working for the Zuck. Moved in with my brother. P A N D E M I C. Got fired by Zuck. Instantly got a full time job with my unit. B L U R. It’s 2021. I finally have my own place and can afford it all. B L U R. Finally out of the army. I procrastinated getting a new job and almost screwed myself. got a new job. Got dropped. Got another job. Living with another one of my boys. P R E S E N T.

I think I like this girl fr this time.

It’s crazy that I haven’t been on here in YEARS and I’ve already seen all the OG names I was used to seeing pop up again.

Hi, I’m back.

troyetroyetroye:

yellowsuggestion:

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

(via spongebobssquarepants)

voci4ous:

mjalti:

i’m always so surprised  by the decor of random mcdonalds??

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in new york?

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in hungary??

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in dc??

dc even got the clown and everything

(via reverseracism)